Thursday, October 25, 2012

BREAKING NEWS


Drew Wells Swickheimer is now potty-trained.

In an unimaginable feat, Drew Wells Swickheimer, son of Andrew and Chrissy Swickheimer, is now potty-trained.  After months and months of failed attempts, it seems as though the stubborn toddler has finally decided that he now wants to put on his big-boy pants (pun intended) and poop and pee in the potty.  When asked why the sudden change, Drew failed to comment but did give an un-apologetic grunt as he crossed his arms on his chest.  His mother quickly stepped in, answering the question, “We do not know why - nor do we care – why he has finally decided to use the restroom like the majority of 3.5 year olds. We are just relieved that our efforts can now be focused on getting him to stop wrestling his sister by body-slamming her on a daily basis.” 

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